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Fruit puns in 2025

The cruise of the fruits in their journey to the Bahamas was sailing smoothie.

The banana wanted advice for his first stand up show, his friends said, “Your humor needs to be a-peel-ing for the public.”

 When the girlfriend and boyfriend tangerines were finally reunited, the boy asked, “Orange you glad to see me?”

 When fruit becomes famous through their work, they are called star fruits.

The teacher apple-auded the efforts of her students in the fruit festival.

 The little baby of the avocados was very avocadorable.

The fruits made many friends durian their summer camp.

In the treasure hunt the instructor refused to guava clue.

The lemon was a trained nurse and his clinic was called lemon-aid.

A fruit once went to China and said he had become a mandarin.

When the banana was not able to make a split, he went completely bananas over it.

The two newly married nectarines said that “We are made for peach other.”

 There were many kinds of apples in the group but the pineapple never felt like he fitted in.

 The other apple always said to his children, “You’re the apple of my eyes.”

The avocado wanted to avo-cuddle with his avo-cat-o.

The fig said that this Christmas would be her first pear-formance as a singer.

After taking English classes, the apple said, “Shakes-pear is my favorite poet.”

The orange coach said to his students to squeeze the day on their final tournament.

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