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Fruit puns in 2025

The favorite fruit of a vampire is a neck-tarine.

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The famous king among the fruit community was Alexander the Grape.

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 The peach boss a-peach-iate-d the orange-inal ideas from his employees.

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After a meeting between the apples and oranges regarding their annual fair, the head of apples said, “It was a fruitful discussion.”

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The orange police officer said to the detectives in the crime scene to get to the fruit of the matter.

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The short-tempered apple is called a crab- apple.

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The gooseberry said she was swimming against the currant when she had an accident in the ocean.

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The apple had lost her pet, so her friends sat be-cider her to provide comfort.

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As the lemon failed in the test, his teacher asked him not to be sad as he was doing grape in other subjects.

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The dietician had instructed the oranges to sweet out the fat.

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The palm leaves said their favorite subject in school was history as it was full of old dates.

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 The grapes were not happy with their mother’s decision to cancel the trip, their mother said, “Stop wine-ing, we can go there later.”

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The peach teacher advised his students to always practice what they peached.

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After a hectic day at work, the melon said, “All the running around the office has sucked all the juices in me.”

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With the big accident in the fruit market, the atmosphere had become very pulp-able.

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During the winter, the apple family went to the store to get apple-over.

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The mother strawberry told her children to always respect the elderberries.

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The citrusy fruits told their teacher on their farewell, “You are one in a melon.”

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