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Fruit puns in 2024

When two fruits who love each other get married, they say “Olive you so much”.

The ripe orange in the meeting said, “I have a bitter idea for the picnic.”

The kiwi got fired from the orange juice factory as she could not concentrate enough.

The grape parents were looking for a school for their children but could not afford any, said, “It is getting difficult for us to live in this town while raisin kids.”

The mama peach said to her daughter, “You’re a peach of my heart.’

Fig is always late to school, on the day of the principal visit, he reached juiced on time.

At their wedding, the kiwi said to her husband, “You hold the kiwi to my heart.”

When the kid apple made a mistake, he was very apple-ogetic.

The raspberry had invited guests for the party and greeted them saying, “Berry happy to see you.”

The watermelon had a silly accident in the park and said, “I won’t come here in a melon years.”

The banana got sick and the others brought in fruits for him, later the banana said, it was cherry sweet of them.

Whenever the orange got excited, his heart started to pulpitate.

After the fruit babies are born, they are kept in their tiny apri-cots

The grape brought in good news for his colleagues as he arranged the seed money for their startup.

The avocado that shows bravery is called a bravocado.

The palm leaf was very excited as she had chosen a date for her friends.

On their morning of the trip, the husband berry said to his wife, “Honeydew you know that olive you so much.”

When the lemon met her friend after a long time, she called out “Yellow, how are you?”

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