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Fruit puns in 2025

 The little baby of the avocados was very avocadorable.

The fruits made many friends durian their summer camp.

In the treasure hunt the instructor refused to guava clue.

The lemon was a trained nurse and his clinic was called lemon-aid.

A fruit once went to China and said he had become a mandarin.

When the banana was not able to make a split, he went completely bananas over it.

The two newly married nectarines said that “We are made for peach other.”

 There were many kinds of apples in the group but the pineapple never felt like he fitted in.

 The other apple always said to his children, “You’re the apple of my eyes.”

The avocado wanted to avo-cuddle with his avo-cat-o.

The fig said that this Christmas would be her first pear-formance as a singer.

After taking English classes, the apple said, “Shakes-pear is my favorite poet.”

The orange coach said to his students to squeeze the day on their final tournament.

The fruits had organized a party, and a human was brought in but he did not enjoy the party, so some of them said, “Let that mango.”

After the banana lost her father, her mother was the only seed of hope.

The nectarine left everyone s-peach-less in his debut performance on the stage.

The leader of the revolutionary fruits was named Che Guava.

The grandmother apple told her grandson, “You’re one fine-apple.”

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