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Fruit puns in 2025

The blackberry and his siblings performed their jam session for the family.

The stand up comic was so funny the fruits yelled, “These jokes are kiwing me.”

As the banana had some work and could not go on the trip, he said to his friends that I’ll be pear in spirit.

The lemon said to her boyfriend while breaking up that their relationship had several blurred limes.

The kiwi was finding a suitor for her daughter and finally found the pear-fect one.

 The grapes were very angry with the apples and said, “Please use some logic and raisin.”

After marriage the grapes lived happily avo-after.

The principal of the fruit school did not mix with other fruits of the community, though was known to be a prune woman.

The kiwi was lying to his parents even after being warned so his parents told him, “You’re plum-believable.”

The lemon said to his sister that he has orange-d a meeting for her, the next day.

To impress his girlfriend, the mango said, “I will go to grape length to fulfill your wishes and then get married, if we can.”

When two banana peels are on the ground, they are called a pair of slippers.

 The mother, orange was angry with her children’s behavior, said, “You need to know where to draw the lime.”

The watermelon was feeling sad in his childhood home and said, “I’m feeling a little melon-cholic.”

The elderly grapes said that they were very grapeful to the younger apples for their help during crises.

In the zoo of the fruits, the scariest animal is a guaco-dile.

 As the guests were coming, the nectarine asked his daughter to plum the cushions.

After the tap broke, the orange family called up a plum-ber immediately.

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