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Fruit puns in 2025

After marriage the grapes lived happily avo-after.

The principal of the fruit school did not mix with other fruits of the community, though was known to be a prune woman.

The kiwi was lying to his parents even after being warned so his parents told him, “You’re plum-believable.”

The lemon said to his sister that he has orange-d a meeting for her, the next day.

To impress his girlfriend, the mango said, “I will go to grape length to fulfill your wishes and then get married, if we can.”

When two banana peels are on the ground, they are called a pair of slippers.

 The mother, orange was angry with her children’s behavior, said, “You need to know where to draw the lime.”

The watermelon was feeling sad in his childhood home and said, “I’m feeling a little melon-cholic.”

The elderly grapes said that they were very grapeful to the younger apples for their help during crises.

In the zoo of the fruits, the scariest animal is a guaco-dile.

 As the guests were coming, the nectarine asked his daughter to plum the cushions.

After the tap broke, the orange family called up a plum-ber immediately.

The lime was finally coming out of the hospital.
– After surviving the disease, she had such zest for life.

The melon siblings were blaming each other for the broken vase and their mother said, “It takes two to mango.”

The banana asked for rest in the middle of the day as he was not peeling well.

The inspiring citrus leader said “We must squeeze the day and act now!”

 The pineapple worked in the call center and her friends called her pineapple rings.

The queen of the apples had her own cherry-ot for traveling.

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