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Fruit puns in 2025

The fig said that this Christmas would be her first pear-formance as a singer.

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After taking English classes, the apple said, “Shakes-pear is my favorite poet.”

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The orange coach said to his students to squeeze the day on their final tournament.

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The fruits had organized a party, and a human was brought in but he did not enjoy the party, so some of them said, “Let that mango.”

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After the banana lost her father, her mother was the only seed of hope.

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The nectarine left everyone s-peach-less in his debut performance on the stage.

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The leader of the revolutionary fruits was named Che Guava.

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The grandmother apple told her grandson, “You’re one fine-apple.”

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The two avocados opened a business and named it avoca-bros.

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The fruits could not manage to get pear-mission for their participation in the school dance competition.

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The apple said that he had got a tattoo out of pear-pressure.

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The lemons had organized a game for their kids, it was, “Find the treasure zest.”

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The guests were invited to a melon party and they were given the premium fruits to rest in the hotel.

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The apples were feeling lonely because the banana split.

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The apples made a piece of jewelry out of peaches and called them nectarines.

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The guilty banana wanted to get an a-peel to get out of the law suit.

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The apple and its skin were partners in crime, the skin told the fruit, “I’ve got you covered.

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When the dips were all eaten up, the host realized he reached the guac bottom.

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