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Fruit puns in 2025

The palm leaves said their favorite subject in school was history as it was full of old dates.

 The grapes were not happy with their mother’s decision to cancel the trip, their mother said, “Stop wine-ing, we can go there later.”

The peach teacher advised his students to always practice what they peached.

After a hectic day at work, the melon said, “All the running around the office has sucked all the juices in me.”

With the big accident in the fruit market, the atmosphere had become very pulp-able.

During the winter, the apple family went to the store to get apple-over.

The mother strawberry told her children to always respect the elderberries.

The citrusy fruits told their teacher on their farewell, “You are one in a melon.”

When two fruits who love each other get married, they say “Olive you so much”.

The ripe orange in the meeting said, “I have a bitter idea for the picnic.”

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