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Garden puns in 2025

Cutting it vine

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?
– Ones with turnips.

Walking barefoot is good for the sole.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

You’re looking sharp.

That’s a bit mulch

Why do gardeners plant bulbs?
– So the worms can see where they’re going.

You grow girl!

You make my heart skip a beet.

Let’s stick together.

One trick peony

She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

We’re mint to be.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

The farmer had such a bad headache he had to retire. He was sick of his grains.

You parsley the test

Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening, Watson asked what he was planting. He replied “A lemon tree, my dear Watson”.

My leaf blower doesn’t work. It just sucks!

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