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Garden puns in 2024

All clover the world

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

It’s party thyme. (on this houseplant birthday card)

Speak now or forever hold your peas.

A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!

Herb your enthusiasm

I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.

Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.

How do you fix a broken tomato?
– With tomato paste.

Not dead yet succa (from this cute little planter)

My Jack-o-Lantern is wider than yours. It’s as simple as pumpkin pi.

Peas and quiet

I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it
– because the celery was too low.

Support plant parenthood.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
– A maybee.

I’ll never desert you.

Just one of rose things

I wet my plants. (as written on one of these adorable planter pots)

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