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Garden puns in 2025

Lettuce do our best.

A chicken farmer’s favourite car is a coupe.

Cutting it vine

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?
– Ones with turnips.

Walking barefoot is good for the sole.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

You’re looking sharp.

That’s a bit mulch

Why do gardeners plant bulbs?
– So the worms can see where they’re going.

You grow girl!

You make my heart skip a beet.

Let’s stick together.

One trick peony

She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

We’re mint to be.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

The farmer had such a bad headache he had to retire. He was sick of his grains.

You parsley the test

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