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Garden puns in 2024

I’m glad I pricked you.

Absolutely radishing

I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden.
– They gave me some sage advice.

Let’s take a leaf of faith.

I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

You know what really bugs me?
– Insect puns.

I beg your garden?

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from but I’m stuck with it.

Good chives only. (on this herb planter pot)

Oh my gourd, that is funny.

I put up an electric fence around my field last weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.

Seed between the lines

Spring is almost here. I’m so excited I wet my plants.

I’m rooting for you! (loving this “I’m So Rooting For You!” mug from Plantspree)

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
– It wasn’t peeling well.

Hope your birthday is on point.

Turnip the volume

Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickens…

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