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Garden puns in 2024

Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs. Now he’s an ex-terminator.

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.

Do you have the thyme?
– I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

How much room should you give fungi to grow?
– As mushroom as possible.

Aloe you vera much.

“Cut it out!” said the Jack-o-Lantern.

Just the thicket

What vegetable is always cold?
– A chilli.

Leaf me alone. (as on this monstera plant pun shirt)

How are you doing zucchini?
– I’m vine, thanks for asking.

You prickle my fancy.

All clover the world

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

It’s party thyme. (on this houseplant birthday card)

Speak now or forever hold your peas.

A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!

Herb your enthusiasm

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