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Garden puns in 2025

What does a nosey pepper do?
– It gets jalapeño business.

Life would succ without you.

A day in the leaf

How do you make an apple puff?
– Chase it around the garden.

Let me plant one on ya!

How do trees get online?
– They just log in.

I’m so glad we pricked each other.

As far as the cacti can see

I’ve soiled myself.

I hate when bay leaves.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
– Because the corn has ears.

All things must grass

Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?
– He’s more of a Rocket Man.

I saw a sign that said falling rocks. I tried and it doesn’t.

Why did the lettuce close its eyes?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

Say aloe to my little friend.

Flower of strength

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