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Garden puns in 2025

Can you pick up the groceries?
– I haven’t botany.

We make a prickly pear.

Turf the net

Ok, bloomer. (ridiculously cute pin)

Chive loved you for so long.

Lettuce do our best.

A chicken farmer’s favourite car is a coupe.

Cutting it vine

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?
– Ones with turnips.

Walking barefoot is good for the sole.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

You’re looking sharp.

That’s a bit mulch

Why do gardeners plant bulbs?
– So the worms can see where they’re going.

You grow girl!

You make my heart skip a beet.

Let’s stick together.

One trick peony

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