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Garden puns in 2024

Just one of rose things

I wet my plants. (as written on one of these adorable planter pots)

I’m kind of a big dill.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

Don’t stop the beetroot

What’s a gardener’s favourite Beatles song?
– Lettuce Be.

Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?

What did the grape say when it was crushed?
– Nothing, but it let out a little wine.

Succulents are plant-tastic.

I’m always smiling, but inside I feel hollow.

Don’t moss around

Why is The Hulk such a good gardener?
– Because he’s got green fingers.

Wood you be mine? (cutest punny card ever)

Why are frogs so happy?
– They eat whatever bugs them.

You’re stuck with me.

Soil of the century

Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.

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