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Garden puns in 2025

A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!

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Herb your enthusiasm

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I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.

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Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.

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How do you fix a broken tomato?
– With tomato paste.

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Not dead yet succa (from this cute little planter)

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My Jack-o-Lantern is wider than yours. It’s as simple as pumpkin pi.

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Peas and quiet

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I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it
– because the celery was too low.

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Support plant parenthood.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
– A maybee.

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I’ll never desert you.

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Just one of rose things

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I wet my plants. (as written on one of these adorable planter pots)

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I’m kind of a big dill.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

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Don’t stop the beetroot

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