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Garden puns in 2024

You hear about the squirrel diet?
– It’s nuts!

Ants in your plants

One more thyme

I killed a hundred weeds today! No, you only killed 98 weeds. Geez, sorry, I round-up.

What do you call an everyday potato?
– A commen-tater.

I’m a succa for puns.

Let’s give them pumpkin’ to talk about.

Your good weed for the day

How do trees calculate a square root?
– They use a log-arithm.

I’ll never leaf you.

Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

Pretty fly for a cacti.

In the eyes of the lawn

Have you botany plants lately?

Do you need some encourage-mint?

It’s a little bit rad, but not totally rad. It’s only rad-ish.

Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs. Now he’s an ex-terminator.

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

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