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Geology puns in 2025

Bro, do you even rift?

I’m coal as a cucumber!

You didn’t think these were good puns? Of quartz they
were!

A dark horst

I’m going to look for gems this weekend, and I may need
your assi-stones.

For the crater good

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

The new geology teacher hasn’t had it easy—he got off to a rocky start.

Take a mantle note

I think my career as a geologist is really on the rocks.

This book about rocks is a fascinating pebble-cation.

These rock puns are real gems,

Hold your horstes

The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.

Cirque and you will find.

I dust can’t sand it.

Sherrock Holmes’ famous line is: “Sedimentary, my dear
Watstone.”

He’ll go mantle

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