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Geology puns in 2025

Bro, do you even rift?

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
He finally hit rock bottom.

We come for the cleavage and stay for the joints

A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.

Well… that was anticline-actic

My sediments are with his family

I lava you so much!

Get a lode of that!

You’ve got to commit to geology, it’s all ore nothing.

Be patient with geologists—they all have their faults.

So many geologists are out standing in the field

Need a rift?

I want to make an impact on the world—I do things for
the crater good of humanity.

 Strata fight

If you’re looking for career advice, Geology rocks!

I’ll dig up some geology puns

That rock was magma before it was cool, know what I mean?

Take a lode off

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