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Geology puns in 2025

Strata family

How does the geology student say goodnight to his
grandma?Grannite.

Rock Puns You Won’t Take for Granite

Oh, you were looking for rock jokes? Let’s see what we
can dig up.

Thanks a lode

 I love the beach, you could even say I was a pebble person.

Power to the pebble!

Igneous is bliss

We have rift off!

There’s no halfway with a geologist—it’s all ore nothing.

I lava my family.

Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at

We’re about to rock your world!

A geologist’s favorite drink is anything on the rocks.

He drinks way too much – he’s probably an alkalic.

The quartz will probably find him guilty.

I may be obsessed with rocks, but that’s my pre-rock-ative.

Studying volcanoes can be tuff

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