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Geology puns in 2025

You totally outcropped my face from that picture!

A tour of a volcano would really magma day.

She doesn’t sulphur fools gladly

My favorite class is geology. I love that class. Geology rocks.

Whatever you do, always keep your coal.

I’ve lost my apatite

It’s definitely crystal clear that these puns about rocks
are very punny.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
He finally hit rock bottom.

We come for the cleavage and stay for the joints

A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.

Well… that was anticline-actic

My sediments are with his family

I lava you so much!

Get a lode of that!

You’ve got to commit to geology, it’s all ore nothing.

Be patient with geologists—they all have their faults.

So many geologists are out standing in the field

Need a rift?

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