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Geology puns in 2025

These rock puns are real gems,

Hold your horstes

The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.

Cirque and you will find.

I dust can’t sand it.

Sherrock Holmes’ famous line is: “Sedimentary, my dear
Watstone.”

He’ll go mantle

You took me for granite.

May the quartz be with you!

Rock-solid geology puns that will have you erupting in
laughter

My sediments exactly.

The tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship—
there was too much friction between them.

You will sulphur the consequences

time to get your schists together.

I’ll never take you for granite.

Minerologists party allanite long.

It is true, you should never take life for granite.

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re
always on shale.

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