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Geology puns in 2025

There are definitely a few gems amongst all these
terrible rock puns.

Not to quarry—you’ll do great on your science exam!

I’m not really hungry—I’ve lost my apatite.

Hung like a horst

It’s a hard rock life for us.

Crater than the sum of its parts

All geology puns really rock.

Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind
his car? He had a wide lode sign.

Star-crossed lavas

Let’s rock and roll!

I’m coal as a cucumber!

You didn’t think these were good puns? Of quartz they
were!

A dark horst

I’m going to look for gems this weekend, and I may need
your assi-stones.

For the crater good

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

The new geology teacher hasn’t had it easy—he got off to a rocky start.

Take a mantle note

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