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Geology puns in 2025

My sediments exactly.

The tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship—
there was too much friction between them.

You will sulphur the consequences

time to get your schists together.

I’ll never take you for granite.

Minerologists party allanite long.

It is true, you should never take life for granite.

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re
always on shale.

Let’s whet your apatite

You totally outcropped my face from that picture!

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