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Ghost puns in 2025

A ghost’s favorite carnival ride is the scary go-round.

Ghosted.

What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
-Spookghetti

You know what they say, if you’ve got it, haunt it

I’ve got school spirit

Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
-Because they taste like sheet

Have I dressed up like a ghost before…?
– I swear I’m getting déjà boo.

I’m a ghost with the most, babe.

My 5 year old daughter: What is a ghost’s favorite day?
-Boosday

The forest police officer had to arrest the ghost on Halloween because it didn’t have a haunting license.

Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

Who run the world?
-Ghouls.

West ghost, best ghost! (Or if you’re on the East coast, then East ghost, best ghost!)

Came for the party, stayed for the boos

What room does a ghost not have in their house?
-A living room.

Graveyards usually have fences around them because people are always dying to get in.

Paula Ab-Ghoul

Where my ghouls at?

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