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Ghost puns in 2024

Well, you know what they say… just boo it!

Demons are a ghouls best friend.

Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
-They were amazing at possessing the ball.

Ghosts tend to learn to fly in fright school.

Wishing you a spooktacular Halloween

Why are ghosts the best to party with?
-They bring all the booze.

I usually ghost others but today it appears I’ve ghosted myself.

We’ve come to a dead end

Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?
-Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Boo-ya.

Life is gourd.

Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?
-Because they take Boos everywhere they go!

A ghost’s favorite carnival ride is the scary go-round.

Ghosted.

What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
-Spookghetti

You know what they say, if you’ve got it, haunt it

I’ve got school spirit

Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
-Because they taste like sheet

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