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Ghost puns in 2025

Romantic ghosts usually surprise their wives with a boo-quet.

You will always be my boo

Do you know why monsters don’t eat ghosts?
-They taste like sheet.

It’s like they say, ghouls just wanna have fun.

Hanging with my ghoulfriends

How do you greet a French ghost?
-Boo-jour!

Well, you know what they say… just boo it!

Demons are a ghouls best friend.

Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
-They were amazing at possessing the ball.

Ghosts tend to learn to fly in fright school.

Wishing you a spooktacular Halloween

Why are ghosts the best to party with?
-They bring all the booze.

I usually ghost others but today it appears I’ve ghosted myself.

We’ve come to a dead end

Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?
-Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Boo-ya.

Life is gourd.

Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?
-Because they take Boos everywhere they go!

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