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Ghost puns in 2024

The mute ghost was morose on Valentine’s Day because he had no boo.

Jack Ni-Ghoulson

Don’t make me ghost you.

What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?
-I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

Ghosts make fantastic cheerleaders because they have high spirits

Ghouls just wanna have fun!

When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself…
-Its a poulterheist

Sorry I can’t spend Halloween with you all, but rest assured I’ll be there…. in spirit ; )

What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
-Steven, he works in Accounting.

Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
-It’s usually pretty dead.

Most spirits have very low self-confidence because they have no-body to love.

All these ghosts, and I still can’t find a boo.

Ghouls rule, ghouls drool

Don’t annoy ghosts.
-It might come back to haunt you!

The ghost’s husband told her she looked boo-tiful.

Too ghoul for school.

What did the ghost say to the train conductor?
-caBOOse -my 6 year old niece

Oh sheet, is it Halloween again already?

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