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Ghost puns in 2024

I usually ghost others but today it appears I’ve ghosted myself.

We’ve come to a dead end

Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?
-Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Boo-ya.

Life is gourd.

Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?
-Because they take Boos everywhere they go!

A ghost’s favorite carnival ride is the scary go-round.

Ghosted.

What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
-Spookghetti

You know what they say, if you’ve got it, haunt it

I’ve got school spirit

Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
-Because they taste like sheet

Have I dressed up like a ghost before…?
– I swear I’m getting déjà boo.

I’m a ghost with the most, babe.

My 5 year old daughter: What is a ghost’s favorite day?
-Boosday

The forest police officer had to arrest the ghost on Halloween because it didn’t have a haunting license.

Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

Who run the world?
-Ghouls.

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