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Ghost puns in 2024

Have I dressed up like a ghost before…?
– I swear I’m getting déjà boo.

I’m a ghost with the most, babe.

My 5 year old daughter: What is a ghost’s favorite day?
-Boosday

The forest police officer had to arrest the ghost on Halloween because it didn’t have a haunting license.

Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.

Who run the world?
-Ghouls.

West ghost, best ghost! (Or if you’re on the East coast, then East ghost, best ghost!)

Came for the party, stayed for the boos

What room does a ghost not have in their house?
-A living room.

Graveyards usually have fences around them because people are always dying to get in.

Paula Ab-Ghoul

Where my ghouls at?

What do Italian ghosts eat?
-Spooketti Boolognese.

The baby ghost felt dizzy after he came down from the roller-ghoster.

You’ve been ghosted.

Ghosts are terrible liars
-You can see right through them

The ghost is clear its time to party!

My favorite kind of pie is boo-berry.

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