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Ghost puns in 2025

Peek-a-boo!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultrygeist!

You’re the one that I haunt, you are the one I haunt… boo boo boo!

I’m bad and boo-gie

What do you call a ghost’s children?
-Boobies. I am so sorry.

The mute ghost was morose on Valentine’s Day because he had no boo.

Jack Ni-Ghoulson

Why shouldn’t you eat ghosts?
-They taste like sheet.

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
-I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

Ghosts make fantastic cheerleaders because they have high spirits

Don’t make me ghost you.

What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?
-I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

Sorry I can’t spend Halloween with you all, but rest assured I’ll be there…. in spirit ; )

Ghouls just wanna have fun!

When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself…
-Its a poulterheist

Most spirits have very low self-confidence because they have no-body to love.

All these ghosts, and I still can’t find a boo.

What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
-Steven, he works in Accounting.

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