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Ghost puns in 2024

Sorry I can’t spend Halloween with you all, but rest assured I’ll be there…. in spirit ; )

Ghouls just wanna have fun!

When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself…
-Its a poulterheist

Most spirits have very low self-confidence because they have no-body to love.

All these ghosts, and I still can’t find a boo.

What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
-Steven, he works in Accounting.

Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
-It’s usually pretty dead.

The ghost’s husband told her she looked boo-tiful.

Ghouls rule, ghouls drool

Don’t annoy ghosts.
-It might come back to haunt you!

Oh sheet, is it Halloween again already?

Too ghoul for school.

What did the ghost say to the train conductor?
-caBOOse -my 6 year old niece

A common destination where ghosts go on vacations is Mali-boo.

Whoooooo ghost there?

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for vodka.
-Boos

During the Halloween celebration, monsters, the ghost DJ, shouted into the mike, “Let’s get this party startled.”

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

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