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Gingerbread puns in 2025

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He felt crummy.

None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?

You hold the coo-key to my heart.

I love you, bite the way.

How do gingerbread men stay warm at night?
Cookie sheets

Bite the way, I baked these myself.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

Nom-aste for everything!

Where did the Gingerbread Man lose his leg?
Back in the ‘Nom War

I know gingerbread isn’t the healthiest, but I’ll keep baking them Nom matter what.

What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets

You mean so munch to me.

How does the Gingerbread Man walk when he has diahorrea?
Very gingerly.

Nom-aste.

Wasn’t gonna bake cookies today but decided to make a snap judgement.

The Gingerbread Man goes to the doctor for a sore knee.
The doctor told him to try icing it.

Munch ado about nothing.

My grandfather died after eating too many gingerbread houses last Christmas.
Doctors said it was munch housin’ syndrome

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