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Gingerbread puns in 2024

The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he broke his foot.
The doctor asks “did you try icing it?”

Wow, baking these sure was a journey. A ginger-ney.

The guys better quit while they’re a bread.

Some cookies for you because ging’yer the best.

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He felt crummy.

None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?

You hold the coo-key to my heart.

I love you, bite the way.

How do gingerbread men stay warm at night?
Cookie sheets

Bite the way, I baked these myself.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

Nom-aste for everything!

Where did the Gingerbread Man lose his leg?
Back in the ‘Nom War

I know gingerbread isn’t the healthiest, but I’ll keep baking them Nom matter what.

What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets

You mean so munch to me.

How does the Gingerbread Man walk when he has diahorrea?
Very gingerly.

Nom-aste.

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