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Giraffe puns in 2024

Why did the giraffe leave his girlfriend?
– Because she was a Cheetah!

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

Whenever it’s storytelling time,
– giraffes are known to make up tall tales.

Why do giraffes make bad bosses?
– Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer.
– The bartender says “you want a longneck?”
– The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?”

You’re not a patch on the other animals.

The giraffes were not hired as staff in the hotel as they are high maintenance.

The giraffe joined the office as an extra staff but rose in the necking order and is now the CEO.

What did the giraffe say to the cat in the tree?
– Get out of my dinner!

Why do giraffe children have bad teeth?
– Because they CAN reach the biscuit tin!

The boat made for giraffes to travel around the forest was called the giraft.

The giraffes have to wait for the rains to get a long bath as they don’t fit under the showers.

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
– I’d like to get to gnaw you.

The uncle giraffe wrote, “Congratulations for reaching new heights,” as the baby giraffe grew a year older and a little bit taller.

Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
– It always went over their heads.

A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo
– Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!”
– Giraffe: “I can still see the sun you.”

Why didn’t the giraffe get invited to the party?
– Because he was a pain in the neck.

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