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Giraffe puns in 2025

What’s the most dangerous book you can read?
– A pop-up book about giraffes.

You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
– Get off the merry-go-round.

It’s a tall order.

The giraffe said he was ready to perform for the concert and practiced playing the g-riff.

What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
– A GIRRAFT

Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?
– Because the monkeys use them for slides.

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

The giraffe went to the Himalayas in search of a monk as he finally felt the higher calling.

The giraffe could not complete the joke about his neck because it was too long.

The girlfriend left the giraffe because he was becoming intallerable.

What happened in the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way.

Why don’t giraffes like to go to playgrounds?
– Because the monkeys use them as slides.

The parents were very proud of the young giraffe for beginning his new venture as a giraffic designer.

Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.
– But most only have 4

It takes a long time for a giraffe to blow the candles at the birthday party because reaching the cake is a long way to go.

Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?
– Because everybody looked up to him.

Others did not laugh at the giraffe’s jokes as they went over their heads.

Why didn’t the theatre audience laugh at the giraffe’ s jokes?
– Because they went over their heads.

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