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Giraffe puns in 2025

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A milipede with athlete’s foot!

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Giraffe.

– Giraffe who?

– Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A twelve-foot toothbrush

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
– It’s a tall order.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

I had an argument with a giraffe once, and found he was slow to apologize. It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

The father giraffe took time to apologize for his mistake as he took time to swallow his pride.

What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
– Necktarines

Why did the giraffe leave his girlfriend?
– Because she was a Cheetah!

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

You’re not a patch on the other animals.

Whenever it’s storytelling time,
– giraffes are known to make up tall tales.

Why do giraffes make bad bosses?
– Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer.
– The bartender says “you want a longneck?”
– The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?”

The boat made for giraffes to travel around the forest was called the giraft.

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