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Giraffe puns in 2025

Why do giraffes have long necks?
– Because their feet smell.

What do you call a load of giraffes in cars?
– A giraffic jam.

Are you having a giraffe (laugh)?

In math class, the giraffe was great at drawing the gi-raphs.

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

Why was the giraffe late?
– Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!

Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?
– A little goes a long way

The giraffe at our local zoo graduated early from university. He was head and shoulders above the rest of his class.

Dora, the giraffe, was crying as she lost the competition only by a neck.

What do giraffes have that no one else has?
– Baby giraffes!

Why do giraffes have long necks?
– So that it will reach their head.

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

That’s a hard thing to swallow.

The giraffes hesitate to play hide and seek as they always get spotted.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a lawyer?
– Long-arm of the Law

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

A boy walks into a party with his pet giraffe. He gets himself and his giraffe juice boxes, but after finishing his drink the giraffe drops dead on the floor.
– The boy gets up to leave but a girl says to him, “Hey! You can’t leave that lying there!”
– The boy turns to her and says, “That’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe!”

It is said most giraffes grow up to 18 feet, yet only 4 can be visible.

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