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Giraffe puns in 2025

What happens when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– They get a plane in the neck.

Which fruit do giraffes like best?
– Necktarines.

When two giraffes run into each other, it is called a giraffic jam.

The mythical winged creature in the world of giraffes is a giraffing.

What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
– Stumpy.

How do you write a report on a giraffe?
– First, you get a really tall ladder …

A giraffe walks into a bar and says…
– The highballs are on me.

You’re stretching the truth.

The crucial moment of the race between giraffes is called neck to neck.

The amateur cook giraffe was asked to make the meal for the king,
– and he said it was a tall order, and he would try his best.

Why did the giraffe get promoted to manager at the zoo?
– Because people looked up to him.

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
– Open the door and take out the penguins.

On a bad day, the giraffes go and rest in the giraffe-sick park to take rest.

The tagline for a snack for giraffes says, “A little goes a long way.”

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
– It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A centipede with athlete’s foot.

Who’s there.
– Giraffe.
– Giraffe who?
– Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

You’re a pain in the neck!

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