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Giraffe puns in 2025

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

The giraffe went to the Himalayas in search of a monk as he finally felt the higher calling.

The giraffe could not complete the joke about his neck because it was too long.

The girlfriend left the giraffe because he was becoming intallerable.

What happened in the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way.

Why don’t giraffes like to go to playgrounds?
– Because the monkeys use them as slides.

The parents were very proud of the young giraffe for beginning his new venture as a giraffic designer.

Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.
– But most only have 4

It takes a long time for a giraffe to blow the candles at the birthday party because reaching the cake is a long way to go.

Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?
– Because everybody looked up to him.

Others did not laugh at the giraffe’s jokes as they went over their heads.

Why didn’t the theatre audience laugh at the giraffe’ s jokes?
– Because they went over their heads.

The favorite make of beer that giraffes have is called high-necking.

What do you call a wizard?
– A neckromancer.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A 12ft toothbrush.

I bet on a giraffe race the other day. Mine lost by a neck. It was nowhere near the finish line.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
– They’re too high maintenance.

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