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Giraffe puns in 2025

When the birthday came nearer, the birthday giraffe and his friends were all in high spirits.

What’s green and hangs from tall trees?
– Giraffe boogers.

The worst part about being a giraffe is knowing that once you put on a necklace it is there for life!

The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park.

Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet?
– I’ve only seen them with four feet.

There was a giraffe wizard in the forest, and everyone called him neck-romancer.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A milipede with athlete’s foot!

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Giraffe.

– Giraffe who?

– Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A twelve-foot toothbrush

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
– It’s a tall order.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

I had an argument with a giraffe once, and found he was slow to apologize. It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

The father giraffe took time to apologize for his mistake as he took time to swallow his pride.

What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
– Necktarines

Why did the giraffe leave his girlfriend?
– Because she was a Cheetah!

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

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