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Giraffe puns in 2024

The uncle giraffe wrote, “Congratulations for reaching new heights,” as the baby giraffe grew a year older and a little bit taller.

Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
– It always went over their heads.

A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo
– Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!”
– Giraffe: “I can still see the sun you.”

The giraffes do not like fast food because they cannot catch it.

Why didn’t the giraffe get invited to the party?
– Because he was a pain in the neck.

– The giraffes do not get involved in violence as they look down on such activities.

Why don’t lions like giraffes?
– Because they always look down on them.

When does a giraffe have eight legs?
– When there’s two of them!

Knock knock!

– Who’s there?

– Giraffe

– Giraffe who?

– Giraffe to ask me that stupid question!

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

The worst part about being a giraffe
– is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

I read about a heartwarming story of several doctors performing overnight surgery on a giraffe’s knee.
– I guess it was a joint operation.

Our local zoo only has giraffes. It’s called Giraffic Park.

The old giraffe had a lot of burdens to deal with.
– He was always caught up to his neck in work.

When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
– When there are two of them!

What’s the most dangerous book you can read?
– A pop-up book about giraffes.

You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
– Get off the merry-go-round.

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