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Giraffe puns in 2024

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

When the baby giraffe was acting boastful during his birthday,
– his mother told him to get off the high horse.

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.

The worst thing about being a giraffe is needing 100 Heimlich maneuvers when you are choking.

The giraffes were having breakfast with the pigs, and they had bacon and legs.

The teacher asked Billy to name 10 animals you could see in Africa.
– He replied: ”nine giraffes and an elephant”.

The queen giraffe was called “your highness” by her subjects in court.

What do you get when you cross a Labrador with a giraffe?
– A dog who barks at aeroplanes!

What did Dracula say when he met the giraffe.
– I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Up to my neck in it!

On the trip to the mountains, the giraffes had planned for an adventurous activity and chose to go gi-rafting.

Why did the giraffe sign up for monk training?
– He felt a higher calling.

What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
– A longshot.

Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?
– He called it Wildlife Preserve.

I’ve just bought a giraffe online. I doubt it will be delivered, I think it might be a tall order.

Fred the giraffe graduated early as he was head and shoulders ahead of his class.

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
– He had his head in the clouds.

Where do giraffes go if they don’t feel well?
– Giraffe-Sick Park.

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