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Giraffe puns in 2025

Why don’t lions like giraffes?
– Because they always look down on them.

When does a giraffe have eight legs?
– When there’s two of them!

Knock knock!

– Who’s there?

– Giraffe

– Giraffe who?

– Giraffe to ask me that stupid question!

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

The worst part about being a giraffe
– is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

I read about a heartwarming story of several doctors performing overnight surgery on a giraffe’s knee.
– I guess it was a joint operation.

Our local zoo only has giraffes. It’s called Giraffic Park.

The old giraffe had a lot of burdens to deal with.
– He was always caught up to his neck in work.

When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
– When there are two of them!

What’s the most dangerous book you can read?
– A pop-up book about giraffes.

You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
– Get off the merry-go-round.

It’s a tall order.

The giraffe said he was ready to perform for the concert and practiced playing the g-riff.

What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
– A GIRRAFT

Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?
– Because the monkeys use them for slides.

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

The giraffe went to the Himalayas in search of a monk as he finally felt the higher calling.

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