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Giraffe puns in 2024

The giraffe journalist was the pride of his community as she dares to stick her head out and show the truth to the rest of the world.

What do you get if you cross a tortoise, a giraffe and a kangaroo?
– A turtleneck jumper!

What do giraffes have that no one else can have?
– Baby giraffes!

The giraffe in the race with horses in the forest was called a long shot.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

When the birthday came nearer, the birthday giraffe and his friends were all in high spirits.

What’s green and hangs from tall trees?
– Giraffe boogers.

The worst part about being a giraffe is knowing that once you put on a necklace it is there for life!

The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park.

Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet?
– I’ve only seen them with four feet.

There was a giraffe wizard in the forest, and everyone called him neck-romancer.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A milipede with athlete’s foot!

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Giraffe.

– Giraffe who?

– Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A twelve-foot toothbrush

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
– It’s a tall order.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

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