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Golf puns in 2025

“You can find me In Da Club” — 50 Cent,
“In Da Club”

Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.

I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

Fore-get me nots

Strike while the iron is hot

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

It’s a tee-utiful day

A start of a beautiful friend-chip

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.

Traveling around the golf coast

It’s club-bering time!

Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.

Practice Tee: A place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice

This is all fore the best

Not all men are created eagle

What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.

Let it tee

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot ‘six’
and write down five.

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