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Golf puns in 2025

Asking fore a friend

I am Iron Man

Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?

Quit wasting time and puttering around

That was a chip shot

I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!

You’re the best, by par

Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.

I wish I could play my normal game… just once

Get down and hit the fore

I will sit on the Iron Throne

Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?

Stop leering at my putt

A chip off the old block

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Talk birdie to me

If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.

The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul-it-again.”

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