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Golf puns in 2025

Putter late than never

Running a tight chip

Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players!

You are tee-riffic

What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot, rarely make the perfect shot.

Asking fore a friend

I am Iron Man

Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?

Quit wasting time and puttering around

That was a chip shot

I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!

You’re the best, by par

Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.

I wish I could play my normal game… just once

Get down and hit the fore

I will sit on the Iron Throne

Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?

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