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Golf puns in 2024

Let’s par-tee

Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.

Golf is harder than baseball, in golf you have to play your foul balls.

May the course be with you

You drive me crazy

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing

Putter late than never

Running a tight chip

Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players!

You are tee-riffic

What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot, rarely make the perfect shot.

Asking fore a friend

I am Iron Man

Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?

Quit wasting time and puttering around

That was a chip shot

I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!

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