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Golf puns in 2024

You’re the best, by par

Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.

I wish I could play my normal game… just once

Get down and hit the fore

I will sit on the Iron Throne

Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?

Stop leering at my putt

A chip off the old block

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Talk birdie to me

If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.

The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul-it-again.”

Remember the fore fathers

Rule with an iron first

When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.

How about a spot of Tee?

A chip of the tongue

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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