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Golf puns in 2025

A chip of the tongue

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

“You can find me In Da Club” — 50 Cent,
“In Da Club”

Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.

I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

Fore-get me nots

Strike while the iron is hot

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

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