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Graduation puns in 2024

“If your dreams do not scare you, they are not big enough.”

“Bye Felicia.”

My wife found out she’s pregnant (pregante, pragnent, etc.) and graduated college at the same time!
– She earned her MA degrees!

The best feeling in the world is knowing your parents are smiling because of you.

“What feels like the end is often the beginning.”

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”

“It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.”

i told my dad i was graduating with Summa Cum Laude
– and he said “you’re graduating Cumma Matata?”

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

“Ain’t about how fast I get there, ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side — it’s the climb.”

“Tomorrow will be a new chapter in my life. This book is getting very interesting.”

“Time to make the magic happen.”

Hey, do we own a graduated cylinder?
– No, it never made it past the 11th grade.

Now, it’s hotter in here by one degree.

“It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world.”

“I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”

“Can I take a nap now?”

When Math majors graduate …
– Do they get degrees or radians?

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