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Graduation puns in 2025

“You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!”

“This wasn’t like High School Musical at all.”

Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?
– For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

Can I take a nap now?

“What she tackles, she conquers.”

“There’s just no telling how far I’ll go.”

“I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”

What do you say to congratulate someone on graduating?
– Congraduation

Once you become fearless, life becomes limitless.

Never stop dreaming and never lose your spirit.

“Take pride in how far you’ve come. Have faith in how far you can go. But don’t forget to enjoy the journey.”

“The beautiful thing about learning is that nobody can take it away from you.”

“The limit does not exist.”

At graduation the psychiatrist was given a wicker attache
– It was his first basket case

Call me a chemistry cylinder because I am graduated.

“I was here. I lived, I loved. I was here.”

“I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”

“I’m 100 percent certain that I am zero percent sure of what I’m going to do.”

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