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Graduation puns in 2025

I just took my last exam before graduating out of culinary school.
– The final was a piece of cake.

If it excites you and scares you at the same time, it probably means you should do it.

“Started from the bottom now we’re here.”

“The best feeling in the world, is to know that your parents are smiling because of you.”

“Whatever you do, do it well.”

My Dermatologist was fired today…
…they say he was just making too many rash decisions.

The tassel was worth the hassle.

“Mischief Managed.”

“If your dreams do not scare you, they are not big enough.”

“Bye Felicia.”

My wife found out she’s pregnant (pregante, pragnent, etc.) and graduated college at the same time!
– She earned her MA degrees!

The best feeling in the world is knowing your parents are smiling because of you.

“What feels like the end is often the beginning.”

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”

“It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.”

i told my dad i was graduating with Summa Cum Laude
– and he said “you’re graduating Cumma Matata?”

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

“Ain’t about how fast I get there, ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side — it’s the climb.”

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