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Graduation puns in 2025

“I guess it’s too late to drop out now, huh?”

Dad joked by a girl graduating to become a labor and delivery nurse
– Her graduation cap read: “L&D nurse, at your cervix”

Every end has a new beginning.

“The best is yet to come.”

“Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.”

“What, like it’s hard?”

My friend moved to Nepal immediately after graduation to be a Sherpa.
– He’s now living the high life!

I owe my diploma to coffee.

“Dream big and dare to fail.”

“Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

“I still have no idea what I’m doing.”

Though our branches grow in different directions, our roots remain as one.

Many dream, some try, but I achieved.

“And this is the part where you find out who you are.”

“I think I’m quite ready for another adventure.”

“Crushed it.”

Why did the freezer never graduate?
– Because it was set on 0 degrees.

I believed I could, so I did.

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