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Grape puns in 2025

My brother was choking on a grape, so he stood still, concentrated a bit, and concord it.

Ran into dried grape at the gym today. He sure was raisin’ some weights.

The savvy wine drinkers know that before they have a big party at their houses they always lock up those bottles in a wine cabernet.

Why couldn’t the grape help his friend move on Saturday?
– Because he was in a jam

I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d’etre…

A grape met with an accident. His mother in the hospital said:
– “I hope the doctors gave him some medicine so that he doesn’t wine”.

Did you hear about the dead grape
– It’s raisin hell

I accidentally crushed a few baby grapes. I didn’t mean to, but now they all started wine-ing.

I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
– At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.

It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.

There’s a green and purple grape.
– The green grape says to the purple grape, “Breathe, breathe!”

Grape’s don’t cry when they get crushed…
But they do let out a little “wine”!

What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
– It let out a little whine.

There were a ton of complaints about the service at that banquet
– because whoever served the wine did a pour job.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– Breathe.

My sister hates grapes. When I asked her why, she replied, “Well, I have my raisins”. Sure she is quite stubborn about her raisins.

A grape falls off a wine and dries. Everything happens for a raisin.

I think I might be adopted!
– The Grape Family

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