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Grape puns in 2025

My kid asked me if they could have a Grape PowerAde
– I told them “With Grape PowerAde comes Grape Responsibility.”

The raisin suddenly stopped in between the road. I think he completely ran out of his juice.

Did you read the book about Manhattan’s fanciest wine room?
– It’s a New York Times best-cellar!

When you get wine hangover it’s called
– The grape depression

I saw a grape who loves being in the sun. I think it was his raisin d’etre.

My dad calls a hangover the wrath of the grapes. My mother lets him rest on those days.

Regardless if the glass is half full or half empty, there is clearly room for some more wine.

What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A grape is purple.

There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was….
Everything happens for a raisin.

The grape teacher loved teaching. When we asked her how she manages, she said: “Teaching is my jam”. She truly is a grape. If you think this grape pun is cute, you’ll likely like these irreverent school jokes.

You can always tell which of the wine tasters is there for the first time by that blanc look on their faces.

A grape wanted to go out in the sun, the others in the bunch said, “You are being unraisinable.”

Two fresh grapes met at the beach and fell in love. Soon they were raisin kids.

Everything happens for a riesling.

Stop smiling! What do you think you are, some fun guy
– Shucks yer just sour grapes

What does (do?) a spider and a grape have in common?
– Everything, except one has 8 legs and the other is a grape.

My sister held grapes in her hand and happily said to our mom one of the popular funny grape quotes, “I love you a bunch”.

That annoying raisin just wined about how he could never achieve true grapeness.

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