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Grape puns in 2024

Have you guys tried out the New Mexican white wine yet?
– It’s a Pinot Gringo.

What do you call a spittoon in a wine bar?
– Grape expectorations.

My brother likes stepping on the grapes and squishing them. He believes it is his jam.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!

The only pour decision we see here is that spilled wine.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Why are bananas favored over grapes?
– More apeel

Went to the fruit stall to buy some grapes, but he didn’t have any. It turned out to be a fruitless affair.

How’ve you guys bean?
Just peachy!
– I’m grape!

A piece of news said that a man drowned in grape stomping, he probably went with the currant.

Went to the fruit stall to buy some grapes, but he didn’t have any. It turned out to be a fruitless affair.

If a friend left you 12 bottles of wine on your doorstep, would you be extremely grapeful?

If seedless grapes are seedless
– How do you grow them?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

On my 16th birthday, the grape daughter looked at her grape mom and said,
– “You did a grape job raisin me”.

The reason that the story of each raisin is so tragic is because those grapes all could have gone on to become wine.

What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
– It lets out a little whine.

The grape teacher loved teaching. When we asked her how she manages, she said, “Teaching is my jam”, she truly is a grape.

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