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Grape puns in 2025

Grapes of wrath

My friend once had to present an essay in the history class. He started, “Many grapes were berried alive during the grape depression” he loves grapes a little too much, I think.

Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship. He kept raisin the bar.

You’re wine in a million.

Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?
– He had no raisons to be…

People ask me why I hate grapes
– I have my raisins

Have you guys tried out the New Mexican white wine yet?
– It’s a Pinot Gringo.

What do you call a spittoon in a wine bar?
– Grape expectorations.

My brother likes stepping on the grapes and squishing them. He believes it is his jam.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!

The only pour decision we see here is that spilled wine.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Why are bananas favored over grapes?
– More apeel

Went to the fruit stall to buy some grapes, but he didn’t have any. It turned out to be a fruitless affair.

How’ve you guys bean?
Just peachy!
– I’m grape!

A piece of news said that a man drowned in grape stomping, he probably went with the currant.

Went to the fruit stall to buy some grapes, but he didn’t have any. It turned out to be a fruitless affair.

If a friend left you 12 bottles of wine on your doorstep, would you be extremely grapeful?

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