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Grape puns in 2025

Went to the fruit stall to buy some grapes, but he didn’t have any. It turned out to be a fruitless affair.

If a friend left you 12 bottles of wine on your doorstep, would you be extremely grapeful?

If seedless grapes are seedless
– How do you grow them?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

On my 16th birthday, the grape daughter looked at her grape mom and said,
– “You did a grape job raisin me”.

The reason that the story of each raisin is so tragic is because those grapes all could have gone on to become wine.

What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
– It lets out a little whine.

The grape teacher loved teaching. When we asked her how she manages, she said, “Teaching is my jam”, she truly is a grape.

A grape walked into a fruit mixer and didn’t even thank the mixer for not squishing it. He was quite an ungrapeful one.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grape!
– Planet of the Grapes

Why are squashed grapes so sensitive?
– They always let out a little wine.

Grape dried?
– It’s okay, everything happens for a raisin.

If it were up to me, I would re-wine this day, I swear.

I feel so happy I want to dance and do pirouettes.
I hope that whoever eats me will be filled with energy and joy!
I want to hug you!
– The Grapes of Happiness.

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