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Green puns in 2024

Thank you very matcha.

When our health and nutrition teacher at school lectured about the importance of leafy green vegetables, we learned a chard lesson about balanced diets.

What is green and smells like blue paint?
– Green paint, of course.

I came across a very dishonest bean plant. I told it to come green and own up to its mistakes, but it still refused.

Santa has a holiday home in the sun which has three lawn areas to look after. When there were weeds in the lawn on this last visit, he just ho-ho-hoed it.

Let’s hope this Christmas is something to sprout about.

It is completely impossible for Kermit the Frog to be diagnosed with asthma. As we all know, it’s not wheezy being green.

Cutting it vine

What’s green and loud?
– A froghorn.

When you are lacking confidence, all you need is a little encourage-mint.

I’m sorry if these puns are terrible. You’ll just have to green and bear it.

The Hulk got into some serious trouble recently. He got an infected wound and it turned into gangreen.

Damn we just missed the green light, this is gonna be heavy!
– Because it will be a Full Wait

What do you call a singing herb?
– An Elvis Parsley impersonator.

You know the best thing you can do with a green monster?
– Wait until it is ripe before you eat it.

What did the tree wear to the pool party? — Swimming trunks.

Why can’t blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it’s see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn’t be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

Lettuce pray.

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