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Green puns in 2024

I love green vegetables, especially kale. I tried to add more to the salad the other day, but my friend told me it was over-kale.

You parsley the test

Do you understand the instructions for this art project?
– I can’t make head nor teal of it.

What is kermit the Frog’s excuse for not recycling?
– “It’s not easy being green”

My friend enrolled on an art course, but had to quit halfway through. He just couldn’t make head nor teal of it.

I wanted to paint our living room bright green. All I could do was keep dropping tints.

Have we green tea here before?
– I’m getting deja brew.

Green vegetables love going to camp, they get to be Brussel Scouts for the summer.

Leprechauns love to cycle. They’re trying really hard to be even more green than they are.

How can you tell the ocean is friendly? — It waves.

As green jokes go, this is a sad one. A man went outside one day to find someone had taken all the new turf piled on his driveway, he was quite for-lawn.

Oh kale yeah.

It’s not the end of the world if you spill green tea down yourself. At least now you have a green tea shirt.

Get a twiggle on

What’s green and sits in a wheelchair?
– A dead, moldy spastic!

What do green fruit do you eat to keep in tip-top shape?
– A little avo-cardio.

Have you heard of the green tea drinker’s anthem?
– It goes “Sweet dreams are made of tea, who am I to diss a green…”

You have to have nerves of teal to step out of the house wearing an all green outfit.

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