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Green puns in 2025

Did you hear about the burglars that used strong blades of grass to pick a padlock on our supplies store?
– The evidence may have been planted.

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Thank you for bean you.

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Did you know The Hulk was once given as desk job as a new policeman? Apparently he was too green to go out on patrol with the rest.

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Eat, drink and be rosemary

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Greenades and Ham

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Help me help a friend: need a good pun
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

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Our dog went missing yesterday if you’ve seen it please lettuce know.

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I went to the allotment recently and was surprised to see all the carrots laughing. Eventually they told me it was because they saw Miss Greenpea over the fence.

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Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
Silence of the Lambeau

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If you ever come across a group of pirates, be sure to have their favorite vegetables for dinner, they love their arrr-tichokes.

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Going to a nutritionist to learn about a balanced diet can be a chard lesson to learn.

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Trees can be quite hard parents. They still believe that their children should be green and not heard.

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Leafy green vegetables used to be bad for Catholics…
– Which is why during mass, we say “Lettuce prey.”

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Green food puns always pickle my fancy.

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I was diagnosed as being colorblind the other day. That came out of the green, I can tell you.

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All things must grass

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Just arrived at the golf course, where’s the green, I’m asking fore me and a friend.

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Did you hear what they called the music-loving green tree that was by our garden?
– Spruce Springsteen.

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