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Green puns in 2025

Going to a nutritionist to learn about a balanced diet can be a chard lesson to learn.

Trees can be quite hard parents. They still believe that their children should be green and not heard.

Leafy green vegetables used to be bad for Catholics…
– Which is why during mass, we say “Lettuce prey.”

Green food puns always pickle my fancy.

I was diagnosed as being colorblind the other day. That came out of the green, I can tell you.

All things must grass

Just arrived at the golf course, where’s the green, I’m asking fore me and a friend.

Did you hear what they called the music-loving green tree that was by our garden?
– Spruce Springsteen.

What did the banana boat say to the lettuce?
– Iceberg right ahead.

What is green and has teeth?
– The answer is grass. I lied about the teeth.

Thank you very matcha.

When our health and nutrition teacher at school lectured about the importance of leafy green vegetables, we learned a chard lesson about balanced diets.

What is green and smells like blue paint?
– Green paint, of course.

I came across a very dishonest bean plant. I told it to come green and own up to its mistakes, but it still refused.

Santa has a holiday home in the sun which has three lawn areas to look after. When there were weeds in the lawn on this last visit, he just ho-ho-hoed it.

Let’s hope this Christmas is something to sprout about.

It is completely impossible for Kermit the Frog to be diagnosed with asthma. As we all know, it’s not wheezy being green.

Cutting it vine

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