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Green puns in 2025

What’s green and loud?
– A froghorn.

When you are lacking confidence, all you need is a little encourage-mint.

I’m sorry if these puns are terrible. You’ll just have to green and bear it.

The Hulk got into some serious trouble recently. He got an infected wound and it turned into gangreen.

Damn we just missed the green light, this is gonna be heavy!
– Because it will be a Full Wait

What do you call a singing herb?
– An Elvis Parsley impersonator.

You know the best thing you can do with a green monster?
– Wait until it is ripe before you eat it.

What did the tree wear to the pool party? — Swimming trunks.

Why can’t blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it’s see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn’t be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

Lettuce pray.

I love green vegetables, especially kale. I tried to add more to the salad the other day, but my friend told me it was over-kale.

You parsley the test

Do you understand the instructions for this art project?
– I can’t make head nor teal of it.

What is kermit the Frog’s excuse for not recycling?
– “It’s not easy being green”

My friend enrolled on an art course, but had to quit halfway through. He just couldn’t make head nor teal of it.

I wanted to paint our living room bright green. All I could do was keep dropping tints.

Have we green tea here before?
– I’m getting deja brew.

Green vegetables love going to camp, they get to be Brussel Scouts for the summer.

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